lunes, 10 de septiembre de 2007

El argot del Erasmus (París, 2005-2006)

Hace un tiempo, estuve de beca en París, allí compartí unos meses de mi vida (de los mejores, de hecho) con una pandilla de Erasmus que por allí andaban también. Una de ellas, "la vecina Isa", publicó un post en su blog sobre las "palabrejas del Erasmus", que yo decidí ampliar un poco. Aquí os dejo nuestra contribución al DRAE :
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2. copóóóóón!!!! : interjección de asombro, estupefacción. Positivo o negativo en función de la entonación que se aplique. El número de -os- depende de la intensidad del sentimiento de asombro
3. vecino! : dícese de los individuos de sexo masculino que cohabitan con uno mismo. Dependerá la entonación del amor que se les profese. NB: el auténtico vecino es el pelijón de la 803
4. mancantao pero bocú: sin comentarios. Etimología: surgió en cierto ascensor ante cierto especímen que ganaba mucho con chaquetón. Luego se descubrió que era todo huevo
5. un corderoy: dícese del especímen de hombre que suele vestir converse, sudadera con capucha, chaqueta de pana y vaqueos roídos. Es decir, el francesito con estilo que vuelve locas a las niñas. Etimología: proviene del sustantivo aplicado a la pana en Am. del Sur (especialmente en la región boliviana)
6. una reina: sustantivo que se aplica a las chicas estupendas: independientes, guapas, listas, divertidas, que son reinas aunque estén con diarrea. Etimología: es que las hay que no tienen abuela.
7. ... o algo: coletilla que se utiliza en casi todas las ocasiones, al final de las frases, para matizar conceptos o dejar la interpretación al oyente. Etimología: nuestra murciana preferida, que gustaba de "olivique", "kih kehhh" y británicos poco agraciados.
8. las gárgolas de Notre Dame: atracción turística parisina. Algunos dicen que las han visto, pero se desconoce si existen en la realidad porque nadie que conozcamos las ha visto realmente.
9. neonato : término que alude a esas pequeñas joyas de la evolución darwiniana, de entre 12 y 20 años, guapos, modernos y con potencial, futuros cañones en pleno pico hormonal. Sinónimos : carne frresca, antillanos, pequeños corderoys... Suelen ligar con sus asistentes de conversación y se desplazan casi siempre en manadas, rebaños, hurdes o piaras.
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12. claraboya : dícese del reino del amor. Descubierto por luna expedición de sin techo aventurados, fue poco a poco conquistado por ejércitos envidiosos en busca del Dorado. Entre los restos arquelógicos de mayor interés se encuentran restos de lana rosa y medias del Taty.
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